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Funny poems

Auld Scots Poem (Hooverin up)

Hooverin, hooverin, hooverin up

Blastit blunkit hoochty shup

Flabbin shlop of huchty mink

Wiz blump and clocht in chunks aglink


Heechtin aever the merrit bile

Aeften aw clach an plumpy while

The chant ae blump gang aft a mile!

Ballymally wiz chunked wi chile!


“Weel speak ye weel” ye sang tatturt

“Weel ye, ya plamf ae frochty furt?”

Aw a kin ken fae middens ae dirt

Is hooverins hooverin 

Hooverin up!

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